...and might not even care!~but that's okay, I shouldn't either.  
An old man told me this once, -"you've got a long road ahead of you but I'm afraid to tell you that you're going the wrong direction and you don't have the right shoes".
Italians and their shoes, go figure.
Perhaps I have assumed the worst possible outcome in any given situation that I am never without pleasant surprises.~or maybe that I fall ass-backwards into these things and there's not much I can do about it anyway.
Of course, this only makes sense to me.  Not for having superlative wisdom, if anything, I am lacking.
But by statistics alone, we're due for an asteroid or two.~and that makes sense, right?
But don't stop brushing your teeth just yet.
~and don't forget to floss.